This is the opening post to a series that I call The Banquest. At our reception you will find the highest quality chicken filets, mac of roni and cheeses, roast turkey, and mashed beef. Condiments are highly encouraged and vomit bags are complimentary. Don't let the sodium level deter your eager fingers. Dig in.
My quest is simple: I am going to eat every available variety of Banquet frozen meal and describe the experience in graphic, brutal detail. It's a silly summer project, and I suspect the only outcome is going to be a stomach ache.
Fun fact: When I googled "Banquet", my fingers typed "bNQUET" and the first search result was the link for the Banquet web page. I'm glad Google can compensate for my spazziness.
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